Okay, we’re talking sports again today, because one I’m from NYC, and two, I’m a Yankees fan, and what’s going on in the Bronx is starting to look like a disgrace. Also, we’re talking about chubby chicks with big breasts, and one of the best out there is Dors Feline, who showed up in an email this morning wearing a Yankee pinstripes, almost mocking those in the Yankee Universe, and making up for it wth her beautiful, full breasts.

I really don’t get it, though, because if you’ve heard her speak, you know she’s got a British accent, so I don’t know what she knows about or has to do with America’s national pastime, but who cares. So, anyway, Baseball fans know the Red Sox swept the Yankees at Yankee stadium this weekend, compounding an already terrible stint at home which saw frustrating loses to the Kansas City Royals. The only way to salvage this train wreck of a stretch is for them to perform well against the Rays, who we haven’t played yet this year, and retake first place in the AL East.

I have no idea what happened to Dors. She was one of my favorites for a while. I even designed and marketed Darla Mayhem’s website based on the design of Dors’ site. The shape of Dors’ breasts are absolutely erotic.  Yet, what makes Dors so extraordinary is her erotic awareness of self, meaning her capacity o be sexy without being a caricature of what sexy is supposed to be. As a man, I find myself looking at women, looking at how they move, how they entice, and thinking: where was I when they were learning this?

These are the secrets of sexes. While we’re out playing basketball or doing whatever, girls are meeting together and they are learning what are commonly known as the feminine wiles. It leaves you thinking: I must of been absent from school that day.   These are the sexual behaviors which come naturally, to some extent, to women, but some of them are learned. The point I’m making is that sexuality comes more naturally to some girls and Dors happens to be one of them, and she doesn’t look forced or faked, and yet practiced and deliberate. Check out her videos.  She’s really very good and a great tease.

That being said, since these pictures were taken, and these are definitely not the most recent images of her, she’s not only gained some weight and lost some weight, which in itself isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but Dors changed her hair style a few times, and to me it just goes to show how important a hairstyle can be with regard to how one is perceived. I think her hair looks horrible now and has significantly reduced her appeal. Dors has also aged visibly, but she can’t help that.

Dors Feline changing hairstyles

To be fair, though, like I noted, that while she gained some weight, there was also a period in which she lost a considerable amount of weight, which for me, because I don’t mind chubby girls, didn’t enhance her appearance or ppeal all that much, but makes it very evident she’s the type of woman whose weight flucuates constantly and drammatically, changing her looks from month-to-month, year-to-year. Personally, the best Dors was the first Dors, the videos and photo sets which launched her site, which is the time frame from which these images come.

Back to the Yankees, week-to-week, it’s one thing or another.  The issue was Derek Jeter’s hitting, last week, now this week it’s Jorge Posada’s benching of himself. The fact of the matter is this: nobody on the team is hitting the ball. The pitching, which has been influx since its awful showing in the 2010 ALCS, has been surprisingly consistent. The hitting, which was to be taken for granted, and the lack of which is now the big problem, shows the Yankees are not the Yankees if they’re not hitting. Jorge, as much as he’s done for the team is just that, done, and we need to move on, because he’s not going to pull it together. Sure, it makes for great copy on the backpage of the post, Laura Posada chiming in about his bad back, this and that, the bottom line is that Girardi and the team need to figure out what the team is going to do if they’re no longer the highest scoring team in the league.

Personally, I’m done with them till they get their affairs in order. We all know this is Jeter’s 3000 year, and in a way, I’m kind of glad they’re not fronrunning this year.  They seem to do better when they face serious adversity.  And let’s face it, the Yankees need to peak in September and October, not early may, as Alec Baldwin expresses so perfectly in this New Era commercial.

A-Rod and the rest are paid entirely too much to play this poorly, and I trust they’ll get it together, but no one wants to watch losing baseball, unless they’re masochists. I was thinking about that, too, the other day, people who follow, have affection for, and root for perennial losers like the Cubs and Mets for example, which save a few nice seasons, haven’t won a championship in decades, and how marketers see the psychology. Is it masochism or just hopeless optimism?